Fair warning: I'm hitting the road Saturday morning and I'm hitting it hard. I've stripped the vehicle down to its barest and am not coming home until it's jam-packed.
And I'm not being demure or apologetic: I'm approaching full-on panic-buying mode. Lots of upcoming sales and I need more junk! Authorities advise staying off the roads until Saturday at dusk. Possibly Sunday morning, just to be safe.
Do not leave any good junk unattended. For your own safety, stay away from all antique malls and junk shops. If you see me, just hurl a vintage typewriter at me and run for your life.